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Eye Candy Thursday

Hello again, Kids & Kittens…

Before we get to the meat of today’s post (hot, hot women) a few things to address.

Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50.  TB & I have been keeping an eye on this story for several hours as media reports varied between deceased and coma/life support.  However, the King of Pop suffered cardiac arrest at his home in LA at the age of 50 and has been pronounced dead.  For you kids who are unfamiliar, Michael began his musical career in 1967.  He would later go on to a vastly successful solo career spanning decades.  While I thought Michael was, to say the least, an odd duck, his music was fantastic.  His greatest hits CD’s is one of my all time favourite albums to jam to.   RIP Michael Joseph Jackson.  The world has lost a phenominal artist.

Watch videos here:  Michael’s Official YouTube Channel

Another death to announce today…Farrah Fawcett lost her battle with cancer today, she was 62.  Farrah gained her fame when she appeared as Jill Munroe on Charlie’s Angels in 1976.  She was a hair-icon in the 70’s and 80’s and her poster sales broke records, making her an international sex symbol for nearly 2 decades.  RIP Farrah Fawcett.

Farrah FawcettFarrah

Onwards and upwards!  Modern day eye candy coming your way!


Alyson Hannigan

Alyson HanniganShe’s more cute than hot. (Gaynip sez:  Again with the Buffy girls?)

Michelle Morgan

MichelleAppears on CBC’s “Heartland” and has been in 2 episodes of “Stargate: Atlantis”.

Annette Blyckert/Annette Olzon

Annette BlyckertFrontwoman of the Finnish symphonic power metal band “Nightwish” and was the formerly the female vocalist of “Alyson Avenue”.


Kat Von Dee

KatVonDeeFemale tattoo artist extrodinaire!  Normally, I wouldn’t like this many tattoo’s on anyone (and I wouldn’t normally say this) but they suit her.  I like the ones she has on her face, the tiny stars.  Not to mention, she’s got a hot voice.

Katee Sackhoff

Katee SackhoffFrom Battlestar Galatica, Starbuck.  Not the photo of Katee I wanted to use…but for some reason WordPress is being a crab about posting it.  Still, kinda hot.

Kiyomi McCloskey

Kiyomi McCloskySo TB was being all high and mighty (but not because she was high AND mighty) about picking random “famous” hot chicks.  I thereby submit for your approval, Kiyomi McCloskey, the lead singer/guitarist for the band “Hunter Valentine”.  I suggest checking out their singleStaten Island Dream Tour(the revised/radio friendly lyrics).


Eye Candy Thursdays

Kids & Kittens,

We are so sorry about being remiss in our posting duties.  Thunderbush has been sick (let’s all shake a common fist at allergy related illness) and I’d like to tell you that I’ve been busy with some hugely important task (like starting a harem) but alas I’ve just been lazy.

So to make it up to you, we are instituting “Eye Candy Thursdays”!  Pretty self explanitory, right?  Right.  Each week, TB & I will compile a list of ladies for you to oggle.  Feel free to submit yours to us by e-mail (minus the spaces, obviously):

crushingclams @ gmail . com

Without further adieu!

Thunderbush’s Picks:

Eliza Dushku

Eliza(This isn’t the exact picture TB showed me but I lost it…so to make up for it…suggestive nudity!) Best know to most of us as Faith from Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Although I loved her in Tru Calling!)

Kat Denning

Kat Denning

Amber Benson

Amber BensonI only really like Amber in the musical episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Gaynip’s Picks:

Lauren Lee Smith

Lauren Lee SmithMost notably know to most as “The Soup Chef” Lara Perkins, this is actual a still shot from the movie Pathology.  She’s evil and tres sexy.  Bad girls get me every time.

Julie Benz

Julie BenzWhat is with today’s post and Buffy characters?  Julie played Darla for 6 episodes and 20 episodes of Angel.  She’s also in Dexter (SO excited for season 4!) but her character is a little meek for my liking.

Melanie Chisholm

Melanie CWHAT?  Haha…let me start by saying, that Melanie Chisholm, aka Melanie C aka Sporty Spice was my very first gay crush.  I was 14ish at the time, no idea I was gay, but thought she was the most beautiful woman I’d ever laid eyes on.  Now that we’re both grown up and given up Adidas snap pants (…don’t say a word) she’s only gotten hotter.  Must be the tats while still looking rather girlish.

There you have it!  Our first ever installment of “Eye Candy Thursdays”.  So, while we can’t always promise regular intelligent postings or stories, we’ll promise that once a week there will be at least ONE piece of eye candy to sustain you.